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About the GrumpyQueen


A.K.A Gatekeeper

I love food, don't deprive me of it.

I'm not Princess, I'm Queen

I can be quite grumpy and when I am, I hide here, my dungeon for reflections, ramblings and ranting.

Whatever I write are opinions, and may not be the whole truth. Do not read it like the Gospel.

I hate as vehemently as I love
I already know I'm crazy, be my friend, it's safer

Different is not bad, just not the same as the rest

If you don't like me, it's probably mutual
But I'm nice, really :p

Blog started 21st June 2007, shifted from www.thegatekeeperstory.blogspot.com

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One day, I'll be director of the school and change the no slipper, no shorts rule. It's a damn bloody stupid rule. And I think no one, accept those old fogeys bother enforcing the rule. Only the lao kok kok will chase after u and preech about this senseless rule.



I think as long as you're not wearing FBTs or market shorts, it should be fine. Tailored shorts are fine. Well...because I have many of it la.





Compare the above...with this:




Which one would u rather wear? Assuming all the cobblers in the world died and u only had these 2 to choose from?

For me, I'd choose the 2nd one, at least it's chio-er. But nyp would book u for wearing the second one cos it has no back strap. No backstrap=slipper. What nonsense.

Anyway, the point is not that all the cobblers died. The point is, you don't need a backstrap to look good or professional. You can still look professional with a high heeled "slipper." How does a backstrap make one look professional?


29.7.09 8:16 PM

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I'm simple, not stupid or useless. Yes, I'm critical, foul tempered and stubborn but I'm not wicked. Neither am I hypocritical. And really, if you couldn't find anything good to say, I suggest u shut up. I'm not a puppet, a doll, a trophy or a tool to feed your inadequacies. I'm human.

26.7.09 8:04 PM

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Help! It's raining idiots!



I just said I got nothing to blog about. Who's to know, the idiots all start appearing in front of me. They heard me...calling out to them.

Was having dinner with mum happily at a food court. This skinny guy who looked like he doesn't have any balls and a really small prick wanted to walk in between tables. So anyway, he needed me to move closer to my table to be able to pass through.

What would any normal person do? Say excuse me right?

But this small prick guy decided to squeeze his way through and while at it, happily tilt my chair for me. Tilt my chair when laoniang was still sitting on it.

Nabeh! I was so mad I just turned around to look at his stupid face. And he didn't even look apologetic, some more can still glare at me.

Stupid fucker, how the hell I know you wanna pass through?! It's not as if I have eyes at the back of my head.

I was so mad I just said in quite a loud voice, "Nabeh, don't know how to say excuse me ar!"

By then, he was already a few tables away, I don't know if he heard me. But my mum said he gave me one last glare before walking off.

While he was on his way out, a lady was on her way in and needed to squeeze in between as well. Well, she had the decency to say excuse me..

I wonder if he's even married. Ugly, rude and stupid and got small balls. Even single, desperate, ugly (SDU) people also better than him. They may be desperate and ugly but at least they're not dumb and rude like this guy with small balls.

I was actually in a good mood until I met this si gin na. I hope his underwear become carnivorous tonight.

22.7.09 9:51 PM

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I went troll bashing



It all started one fine afternoon, was just searching through a certain car forum for certain something when I came across this troll. Really pissed me off so much that I cannot help but give him a nice good kick in the arse.

Hi ... Just wish to know who is from Cambridge also? I just happened to
know that Our PM is from Cambridge too. Maybe next time we can gather and have
D&D, Do charity and give some back to society.


I did not intend to poke my nose into it. But the more I read, the more I feel the need to give him one nice good kick in the arse.

Gentlemen ... gentlemen .... We are all men of learnings. Can you please control
the unculture words that is shown here?

Cambridge university. Simi lanjiao, the poor child can't even write in proper English.




Ah ! ... Time is against me and the night falls without consulting me. I must be
off now and till then ... May i say to you all ... a pinch of sorrowfull
farewell and a heartiful of welcoming enticipation for our next encounter...


He used 1600 English to "prove" his from Cambridge. Please la, who the hell speak like him? I think even the Queen needs to think twice before using his 1600 English for her Christmas speech.

The last one I don't know where he cut and paste from. Someone with a brain like his is totally incapable of writing all that.

Anyway, this is my reply to him. The one in pink is what I quoted from him. The ones in blue are my words.


*Ahem ... * Excuse me. Are you all from Cambridge?

If you're really sincere about connecting with your alma
mater, please use the numerous groups on facebook. So no matter what Cambridge
you came from, be it language school, kindergarden or University, you'd probably
find it easier to find your fellow Cambridge mates there.

okay ... okay .... all right ... all right now... I was
trying to see if you all can catch the mistakes. Very good wor~ you all can
spotted the grammer mistakes.

It should read: "ALL OF YOU CAN SPOT THE GRAMMATICAL
ERRORS." I mean, what happened? I cannot claim to be as distinguished and
educated as you are but my years of Singaporean education gave me a good command
of English and I am capable of using grammatically sound English. First take the
plank out of your eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from
your brother's eye.

I am sure that you sir may not have the equal opportunity
of education but even a street lad find it hard to compose the sentence you
foully utter...

Again, it should read: I am sure that you sir may not
have had an opportunity at education which explains why you're capable of
uttering that foul sentence which even a street lad would have difficulty
composing.

By now, I'm appalled by the standard of your English and
feel that your Cambridge education is an expensive waste of time.

A Cambridge education does not equal success or respect.
It is quite evident that no one replied you respectfully even though you claim
to be a Cambridge alumni. All you have is a cert. The members of this forum
might give their workshop mechanic more respect than they would ever give you --
a Cambridge alumni.

And I guess that's because the workshop mechanic is
secure enough, he knows what he is and does not try to be what he's not.

Friendship is built on mutual trust and respect for each
other. What is friendship, if all you want is to dominate and be superior to
your friends? Worse still, if you try to gain respect by lying about something
e.g. a Cambridge education.

A friend would not care if you were educated in
greenbridge, coldbridge or whatever bridge. Why are you so inadequate that you
need to start a thread asking for Cambridge alumni? What are you trying to prove
by starting this? That you're better than the rest of us because you came from a
reputable university?

So what if someone else puts their name down? Are you
gonna start comparing faculties with them?

It is also very childish to put people down with your
alleged Cambridge qualifications. Why don't you go to a facebook group which
connects Cambridge alumni and start comparing with them? Because you can't.
You're the black sheep of Cambridge and they're ashamed to acknowledge you as
one of their own. You have no achievements to speak of and nothing to be proud
of except your Cambridge cert.

Hahaha at least the workshop mechanic
has works he can be proud of.


Than the joker said:

Can see that she from very high standard of education back ground. Other
forum mate F me, i straight away from reading knows what it's about.
GrumpyQueen's one i have to read like 4-5 times then i know i am kanna F.


Than in between the joker said something about him not wanting to use his intelligence else some people will think he's a show-off. Of which some member replied:

Grumpyqueen already thought of you so. . . . .


My reply?
No la, why would I think of him as a show-off? What is he supposed to show off?
You cannot show off what you don't have.
And while I'm at it, might as well think of more ways to whack the fella. I selected this classic quote of his.


Upz for GrumpyQueen... Can see that she from very high standard of education
back ground.

To which I replied...

How can you call me educated? I did not have the opportunity to waste
taxpayers/parents money at a distinguished university like you did. The only
Cambridge I can be alumni of is probably Cambridge Language School.

But still, whatever Cambridge I go to, I'd make full use of the opportunity given to
me. I'd work hard to thank my parents/taxpayers for investing so much in my
education. I won't come to a CAR FORUM to show off my alleged Cambridge
qualifications.

We are all uneducated peasants. We don't have the luxury
of being as highly educated as you are, to be alumni of a school which has
produced ministers, PMs, doctors and what-nots.

That's why we're here, because we (poor uneducated peasants) are only interested in our tiny fit/jazz,
one that we have to scrimp and save to buy. It's not worth a lot, and your
fellow Cambridge mates can probably buy 5 of those with their monthly salaries.

But at least we are in the right place. At least we know what we are. We
drive fit/jazz and that's that. We are happy to drive whatever we are driving.
We don't make up stories about having a lamborghini in our garage when all we
have is a fit/jazz parked downstairs a HDB block.

Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. I really think it's quite pathetic of you to try and impress a bunch of strangers--people who don't even care if you live or die.



I only got 1 conclusion. I'm too free. But it's been a long time since I whack people whack until so shiok le. He's just a stranger, someone who doesn't care if I live or die. Which is why I picked on him to use as a punching bag. :p

21.7.09 7:24 PM

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I seemed to have lost the knack for writing. I just don't know what to write anymore.

Adv dip is a lot of fun. Keep going ard, jiak buffet, jiak ba ba. Sooner or later am gonna balloon up.

Other than cursing people and scolding them, I guess I got nth good to say.

Attending keyboard classes+pop vocals. SO damn excited that I'm finally doing something/attending some class to improve myself and work towards my refined self.

*ahem*

I AM educated, I AM refined. It's just that it's very easy to shout "NAHBEH! CUT MY LANE!" instead of, "oh my goodness gracious me, what a rude fella. How could he cut in without signalling?"

Please la, I must zham brake, must horn (if PMS-ing or if the idiot really pissed me off), where got time to form constructive and refined sentences?

But I know no guy likes such a unrefined and crude woman for a gf. I'm trying, trying to be as gentle as possible, trying to have good table manners. But I'm also not very smart, need more time to learn new tricks. I'm not an old dog la, just a not so smart one. :p

20.7.09 11:24 PM

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