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About the GrumpyQueen


A.K.A Gatekeeper

I love food, don't deprive me of it.

I'm not Princess, I'm Queen

I can be quite grumpy and when I am, I hide here, my dungeon for reflections, ramblings and ranting.

Whatever I write are opinions, and may not be the whole truth. Do not read it like the Gospel.

I hate as vehemently as I love
I already know I'm crazy, be my friend, it's safer

Different is not bad, just not the same as the rest

If you don't like me, it's probably mutual
But I'm nice, really :p

Blog started 21st June 2007, shifted from www.thegatekeeperstory.blogspot.com

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| How to revert back to old blogger template |
| Glitz and glamour |
| My lil goddaughter |
| 07/07/07 |
| Universe's theory |
| A senseless mess |
| Last class party pics |
| Rambling about stupid aunties |
| Last day of school pics |
| Last day of school pics |
| Tales of the SINGAPOREAN rojak |
| Killing cockroach with Sis I |
| Killing cockroach with Sis II |
| You know you're a Nurse when... |
| Thailand 2007 |
| Taiwan 2008 |
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October 2010

Leaving on a jet plane!


*Woot!* Would be back in time to start my hellish attachments on Monday. :(

Guess what we found? A big, fat and black cockroach living blissfully in our midst. And the stupid cockroach had the guts to hide on this pair of dark coloured shorts, scaring my sister half to death when she tried to move it away unknowingly.

There was another time, a cockroach planted itself on the back of my chair, which was black. When I wanted to shift the chair, I saw this extra bump that was not there before. I went closer to the chair and when I saw those long feelers moving, can you imagine my fright? My hand was just inches away from that creature!!!

We think all cockroaches should be made in neon colours before they're allowed to live. Because hardly anyone would have furnitures with neon colours anyway. They should be given wings that can't fly and walk like a tortise. Then they can live till 120 for all I care. Either that or pack these cockroaches back to India where they belong. Let them starve! These useless pests!

And we were trying to move our luggages out of that room then close the door and leave it to starve to death. All this while the stupid cockroach didn't move, how tricky and cunning. Can you imagine? When I'm like old, half blind and lame, what am I gonna do when these cunning things try to camoulflage themselves? I might die of fright or while trying to make an escape! Horrible murderers!

I thought it was probably a normal one and was coming up with ways to kill it when it showed me its evil wings. You evil little thing! You're in MY house and eating MY food, how dare you threaten me like that!

Now I dare not open the room door. What if the cockroach flies in my face? When we leave, the cockroach can't find a way out of the house then what? It's gonna stay with us forever?! *disgusted look*

On a brighter note, I think my sister and me make good 007 partners. One keeps a look out, the other takes the things out. One sprays at the disgusting creature while retreating and the other slams the door shut. The person closer to the cockroach will scream if it does anything funny, the other follows suit and leads the way out to safety. *victory pose*

I must marry someone who can kill cockroaches and lizards!

Either that or I make sure I toughen up and kill the ones that cross my path.

Cockroach/lizard in a quivering voice: Pul..ease don't k..ill me..
Me: Hahahaha too late, you disgusting child, meet your maker!

*slashes them beyond recognition*
PS: if the cockroach/lizard's found to be pregnant, an abortion will be done before the slaughter, free of charge, no questions asked. No painkillers of course, we're on a tight budget. We don't run a charity ok?!

Or if she'd bring me to that horny bastard who impregnated her, I might just cut off the cockroach's feelers, spray paint it bright pink and let it live so it can be laughed at by fellow cockroaches. At last, it'll die a shameful, lonely and depressing death! But if it doesn't die and has the good fortune of meeting me again, I might deep fry it alive and sell it to China. Classic Romeo and Juliet story, only played by cockroaches.

Lizards I'll throw in hot oil until it's golden brown. A delicacy for the kitties.

If I ruled the world, cockroaches and lizards would commit suicide ASAP. But lizards have it easier cos they're not half as cunning anyway.
6.11.07 7:42 PM
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