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About the GrumpyQueen

A.K.A Gatekeeper

I love food, don't deprive me of it.

I'm not Princess, I'm Queen

I can be quite grumpy and when I am, I hide here, my dungeon for reflections, ramblings and ranting.

Whatever I write are opinions, and may not be the whole truth. Do not read it like the Gospel.

I hate as vehemently as I love
I already know I'm crazy, be my friend, it's safer

Different is not bad, just not the same as the rest

If you don't like me, it's probably mutual
But I'm nice, really :p

Blog started 21st June 2007, shifted from www.thegatekeeperstory.blogspot.com

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Want to screw your hair up?

Then ask me for the address of the shop I last went to. And I'll strongly recommend this chao ah lian with purple hair.

I've never ever been to that shop. And I'll never ever go back there after today. This 10 bucks is probably the only thing they'll earn from me.

1. Very slipshod work. My fringe was not properly done and when I wanted her to cut it the way I intended it to be, she went, "Your fringe cannot cut like that, your parting like that can't change, unless you rebond lor, then can kiap the thing and change the parting."

And the nerve of her to talk in that chao ah lian voice of hers.

You go and eat your own shit la. Knn. What do you mean my parting can't be changed unless I rebond? I've gone to so many hairstylists, including $10 shops and the stylists always manage to change my parting to whatever I want without even blowing my hair with a hairdryer.

You call yourself a hairstylist? Pui!

And when I told her it was done before, she just blatantly rolled her beady eyes at me and went on and on about how my parting has been there for a long time and cannot be changed.

When my fringe grows longer, the hair automatically parts itself, stupid fool. You cannot expect someone to go about with fringe falling all over their faces right?

Anyway, my hair only just started parting itself about 1 month ago and I don't think that's very long...

2. Very task orientated and very little input from her. In other words, she doesn't give a fucking shit about my hair. I bet you, if I said shave bald, she won't even bat and eyelid and just shave away.

3. Her attitude is just very poor lor. I just can't stand her chao ah lian attitude, machiam think she's so cool with her stupid purple hair and very short fringe.

I think hairstylists should learn that whatever they do can affect someone's confidence for the next 3 months or so. You screw up someone's head because you're PMS-ing, it will mean 3 months of misery for someone. And what about those people whose hair grows really slowly?

You know, thank God I have to tie up my hair most of the time. And thank God I'm not ugly like fuck. If not, with a stupid hairstyle like this, I'll probably look like Frankenstein.

But that doesn't give her the excuse to screw my hair up like that.

19.2.09 9:33 PM

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I'm really sick and tired of people finding fault with this cute thing. It's not the fastest car, it's not the most expensive, not some limited edition car but it's a good car for NORMAL use.
Damn it, I'm not a race chick, and do I look like an ambulance driver? And stop telling me about the fact that this car doesn't have a spare tyre and only a tyre repair kit.

Look, even if you gave me a spare tyre, which part of my face look like I know/would change the punctured tyre?
Random note: I was just honked half to death by a cabbie in the carpark.
Nabeh, I was finding a place to park. No space to park so I was basically circling around. And this taxi behind was just tailgating me and honking at me.
1. He's also looking for a parking spot, but honking at me won't help free a parking spot, it's not like as if I had a spot and taking my own sweet time to park! I also don't have lot, also looking ma!
2. He wants to leave the carpark and I'm blocking his way. But there's nothing I can do right? The bloody carpark so narrow, no lot for me to reverse in, what you expect me to do?! In the end, when I reached the wider end of the carpark, I just went to one corner and let him overtake me. Overtake already still can stare at me.
knn. I want to park of course I drive slowly la, then speed around the carpark meh?
I regretted not taking down his license plate and complaining. That's the thing about me, I get so angry, I forget about revenge.
I honestly really hate taxi drivers. Time and time again, they cut in your lane without signal, force you to jam brake, honk at you when you do the same to them. They should disable horns in taxis, really abusing the horns I tell you!
I will make it my mission to hone up my skills and teach those dickheads a damn good lesson.

7.2.09 10:37 PM

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blog of a hypocrite

Wasted time bothering about hypocrites/holier-than-thous. Got myself tangled in their web of hypocrisy. I openly rolled my eyes at the holier-than-thous.

But then again, whatever you condemn, you've done so yourself. Just as they have labelled me whatever they want, I have labelled them hyprocrites/holier-than-thous. I cannot judge them without putting myself in that category of hypocrites first.

*bitter laugh*

And I'm the biggest hypocrite/holier-than-thou. Because I've condemned people for being a hypocrite while being one myself. The next time I point, I'll be sure to clean my finger first.

That said, I reserve my right to feel disgusted by your holier-than-thou attitude. No, I'm not judging, my disgust for you is a reflex, I cannot help it. I'm not saying you can't continue being a holier-than-thou, I'm just saying I'm disgusted, that's all.

Watch out girl, and watch those lackeys of yours. Don't forget to chain that toy breed dog of yours up too. And tell them not to bark in my backyard, thanks a lot.

2.2.09 1:55 PM

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The soul of a fabulous parker must have possessed me today.

Am driving almost daily now. And you have no idea how much trouble I've caused.

I can't park to save my life initially. Once, I drove to my aunt's house and took 20 bloody mins to park. Nearly bua the kerb, nearly hit the side mirror of a van and blocked the carpark for a few mins.

I'm what you call a public nuisance.

I'm still not that good, but at least I now take under 5 mins to park.

Today, I took only 1 minute to park.

*Gleeful claps*

Why do you think I said the soul of a fabulous parker possessed me?

Just because you can't park doesn't mean you can't learn. If you keep running away from driving, you'll never learn.

I'll never forget the times when I was pespiring like mad, close to tears and still got gundu honking at me for blocking their way.

Once, I just reached the lot, was trying to park. And I swear I was almost done when this gundu black car came and honked at me. Thought I was gonna hit him but no. Anyway, at that time I was still not confident enough, I just drove off to look for another lot. My dad was like "why you go? Almost done already what!"

*bitter laugh*

Turns out that guy with rotten balls wanted the lot. We saw him taking that lot after I left.

But I also met some good drivers. One Mercedes driver asked if I needed help. Maybe his kid also just passed his/her driving...

And that's for parking.

The first time I drove independently on the expressway, I drove on the left lane, behind a van at 60km/h.

And people laughed.

*shrugs*

1. I was not a road hazard, I was not road hogging. I was scared to drive fast, the best I could do was to follow a slow vehicle instead of trying to overtake him. It's not my fault the vehicle in front of me is slow!

2. I was on the left lane, I was not crawling on a fast lane.

If the behind cars buay song, you're always free to overtake. LOL. On hindsight, there was no one behind us (the van and me.)

When I was on my L plate, I swore never to honk at L plates when they stall at junctions when I get my license.

Now, I'll be like the nice mercedes driver. When I'm an expert parker, I'll help those poor things struggling away at carparks.

Although by the time I met that nice driver, I was already quite familiar with parking and didn't need his help, I really appreciated his offer.

And to that guy with rotten balls: Thanks for that honk, thanks for snatching my lot. Because that really made me work on my parking. One day, I will be good enough to fight with this kinda of uncle parkers for parking lots. My car is smaller than yours, if you wanna squeeze, who can squeeze better?

One day, my parking will be better than this guy with rotten balls. You parked under one minute, but your car was jutting out of the lot, it was not in the center and it's not even straight.

After so long, I'm surprised you only mastered the skill of snatching carpark lots from P platers.

Someday, I'll beat you in your own backyard. You wait and see!

*slaps forehead*

I should have memorised his car plate number. Whoever that's bad in parking can practise parking beside him. Hit his car also don't need to feel bad. Then leave a note and blame him for not being in the center of the lot.

*evil laugh*

1.2.09 4:38 PM

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