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About the GrumpyQueen

A.K.A Gatekeeper

I love food, don't deprive me of it.

I'm not Princess, I'm Queen

I can be quite grumpy and when I am, I hide here, my dungeon for reflections, ramblings and ranting.

Whatever I write are opinions, and may not be the whole truth. Do not read it like the Gospel.

I hate as vehemently as I love
I already know I'm crazy, be my friend, it's safer

Different is not bad, just not the same as the rest

If you don't like me, it's probably mutual
But I'm nice, really :p

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Rants: Don't expect a polite post

I sometimes fantasise about pulling out the eyeballs of someone who speaks with a sickening accent. Do you think I can't tell it's not even your natural accent? I can't stand the superiority complex when someone speaks with a phoney accent. Speaking with an accent doesn't mean you speak well, just means you're imitating someone. Even a Bangala speaks English with an accent. Ok fine, exception being those who grew up overseas, I mean they learnt to talk in that accent so it's natural for them. What about those who did a short course overseas and come back with an accent? Disgusting.

Waiters should not worship the ground they walk on but pour cold water on them and say "sorry ah, this ah beng here cannot understand you..."

The char kway teow uncle should go, "stupid potato, go laffles town club eat char kway teow la! Don't know how to orler food in man-da-rin go and die!"

In my opinion, tale bearers should have their tongues severed and used to decorate overhead bridges. I bet you, the government will need to build more overhead bridges to make space for those tongues. That will just waste tax payers money and I won't even be surprised if some of these tale bearers are actually tax payers. The tax payers who're not tale bearers will hunt these tongueless people down and give them no peace. Double and maybe even triple punishment. Good for them.

Gossip mongers who pluck bean sprouts and what other veggie in hawker centers/coffee shops, taking up precious table space for a good hour or so should be punished. They should pluck vegetables for the whole neighbourhood. With the exception of very old people, maybe they're just scared to take the lift alone and need to wait for someone to escort them home.

People who THINK they look nice smiling without their teeth should have their front teeth pulled out. Not many look nice smiling without teeth. Stop giving me that sickening innocent face.

People who like putting the camera above them, creating the illusion of bigger eyes and more cleavage should go and die. I think they're just trying to tell me that they're shorter than the average person so that's how they look to the average person in real life.

P3opLe wHo tyP3 l1k3 th1s are an expensive waste of time and space. They expect us to read their mutated version of the English language. People with normal intelligence usually can't decipher their "brilliant" codes.

Ok, enough said. If I took over the world, there'd be no such word as stupidity. Gears for manual vehicles would be so much easier to operate. Getting your license would be as easy as ABC. You don't have to worry about twit and pea-brained drivers because I would have killed the stupid people before I implement my easy as ABC driving test. Difficult stuff were only put in to weed out stupid people and ban them from doing anything smart. If everyone's smart, there'd be no need for difficult stuff.

It is said that Hitler wanted to rid the world of those who're not tall, blonde with blue eyes. The greatest irony is that he himself was not tall, blond with blue eyes. Would I kill myself in a desperate attempt to make this world a better place to live in? Takes a bigger dumbass to identify another. Am I so perturbed by stupidity because it's something I find hard to overcome?

9.9.07 1:01 AM

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