Is it just me or does she look perpetually deranged and scared? I managed to find a pic of a goblin with her hairstyle. I think the photographer got his inspiration from her...

Product of chipmunk+goblin! I am NOT kidding! Her hairstyle really looks something like this gobmunk!

And why/how did this cute chipmunk fall for the green thing in the first picture? How did such a scary thing(gobmunk in the second pic) come out of this cutie?

People like her should work in A&E, really. Where she'll be stimulated constantly and allowed to be as hyped-up as a mad hamster on a wheel. No, no, no. It's not that I hate the A&E staff so much that I wanna dump them such a scary gobmunk. In fact, I feel that if she goes there, they can clear up work faster and win the Most Efficient A&E award in the whole of SG. Isn't that good?

Oh no, maybe she WAS from there, until they decided to kick her out because she made all the patients suffer another heart attack with her kan chiong spider demeanour. And those mad patients probably became worse, they started running around the place, destroying things, beating up the policemen and releasing all the prisoners. Yea, so she caused so much trouble she got kicked out...

*yawns* lazy Saturday afternoon...

I think my sis makes a good sales promoter. I, on the other hand HATE selling things. Heck! I even hate going to work. I just wanna laze around, eat and sleep. I know this sounds like a potential tai tai and I don't even like mahjong!

They must have their own worries la, being wives of big businessmen, they constantly worry if some young chick is out to hook their balding and fat businessmen husband. I'm not saying all businessmen are fat and balding with young chicks after them, it's just the general stereotype okay? I mean who knows right? Some may be young and handsome with fat and ugly aunties after them! Muahahahaha!

Ok! Whatever! I somehow feel a woman should be able to earn her own keep. In any case, it makes the guy look good. If she's earning a salary and he's still provides for her, it's because he wants to, not because he has to. And he'll look like he's smart enough not to get a whining parasite for a wife. This is not a snub at the present housewives but the future housewives because I think girls today whine too much it becomes irritating. Why, even I whine sometimes.

*makes mental note to not whine*

But I'm sure I'm not half as irritating as those whiney brats because I don't really like whining, I like ranting. People who whine like to put up that act cute face while pretending that everything is just so perfect because their boyfriend got them that cute soft toy. They absolutely have little or no opinion of their own and care a lot about their stupid rebonded hair and cute toys. Why, they even speak so softly you have to "HUH?!" so many times and they'll look like they're about to burst into tears because you're too loud.

People who rant are irritating too because they're half deaf, talk too loudly and basically don't like just about everybody but their friends and fellow ranters.

*makes note to self: to talk about that irritating whiner I absolutely can't stand another day*