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About the GrumpyQueen


A.K.A Gatekeeper

I love food, don't deprive me of it.

I'm not Princess, I'm Queen

I can be quite grumpy and when I am, I hide here, my dungeon for reflections, ramblings and ranting.

Whatever I write are opinions, and may not be the whole truth. Do not read it like the Gospel.

I hate as vehemently as I love
I already know I'm crazy, be my friend, it's safer

Different is not bad, just not the same as the rest

If you don't like me, it's probably mutual
But I'm nice, really :p

Blog started 21st June 2007, shifted from www.thegatekeeperstory.blogspot.com

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Favourite posts


| How to revert back to old blogger template |
| Glitz and glamour |
| My lil goddaughter |
| 07/07/07 |
| Universe's theory |
| A senseless mess |
| Last class party pics |
| Rambling about stupid aunties |
| Last day of school pics |
| Last day of school pics |
| Tales of the SINGAPOREAN rojak |
| Killing cockroach with Sis I |
| Killing cockroach with Sis II |
| You know you're a Nurse when... |
| Thailand 2007 |
| Taiwan 2008 |
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Why won't men bathe?!


Huh?! Tell me please, why are they so dirty and just love sleeping and lazing around while their body is as sticky as muah chee?

Muah chee=a type of sticky food with peanuts sprinkled on it, typically found in pasar malams.

I just don't get it you know! Yes, they're ill but not too ill to bathe and eat right? No, not even bathing them would help. THEY JUST FRIGGIN REFUSE LIFT THEIR BUTTS FROM THE BED TO GO FOR A BATH! I don't know, who do men like? Maybe if I got busty Fiona Xie to come and volunteer to bathe them they would budge?

Every single day, the moment I step in, there's just this funny smell. Of unbathed bodies, of sweat. With females you seldom get this problem. They usually bug you to bathe them. Everyone bathes and is nice and clean, smelling of soap and powder while the nurses look like they need a bath themselves. But never mind, at least they bathe...

I simply don't get their psychology. Why do they live in denial? Why don't they just accept and move on? It'll save them and us a lot of headache and suffering. But no, they just close up and I don't know, maybe just hope they'll fade into smelliness and cease to exist? Like if you're too dirty, smelly and unkempt, you just don't deserve to be here and the universe will suck you into a black hole...

One doctor was pretty funny. He remarked that the patient looks quite unkempt 'cos he was unshaven. So? This fella has not been eating for 3 whole days, do you think he has the mood to ask someone to shave him? What can we do? What do you want us to do? Drag him to the toilet to bathe? Shove food down his throat? And trust me, looking unkempt is not quite uncommon.

But to be fair, there are some clean males around. I'm not talking about those young punks, I'm talking about those lao uncles. Of course la, young punks have to make sure they're clean, else which girl would date a guy that smells like a foot? But these are still far and few between. A rare breed. Enough said.

I've been eating chee cheong fun for tea these days. I'm just amused with the sesame seeds that they put in. How they seem to disappear in my big mouth. I like to see them cut it into small pieces, put the sauce in, then sprinkle the seeds. Blah, maybe I should just be a chee cheong fun seller.

I sometimes enjoy brainless work. But brainless work require brute strength and the ability to work like a dog. Besides, people who use brute strength don't get paid a lot, well maybe if you threaten to knock out the front teeth of your boss...

TGIF. Minus PH, sat and sun etc...I still have something like 50 days? That's not too many. Less than 2 months. Life is good, don't worry.
15.11.07 10:37 PM
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