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About the GrumpyQueen


A.K.A Gatekeeper

I love food, don't deprive me of it.

I'm not Princess, I'm Queen

I can be quite grumpy and when I am, I hide here, my dungeon for reflections, ramblings and ranting.

Whatever I write are opinions, and may not be the whole truth. Do not read it like the Gospel.

I hate as vehemently as I love
I already know I'm crazy, be my friend, it's safer

Different is not bad, just not the same as the rest

If you don't like me, it's probably mutual
But I'm nice, really :p

Blog started 21st June 2007, shifted from www.thegatekeeperstory.blogspot.com

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| How to revert back to old blogger template |
| Glitz and glamour |
| My lil goddaughter |
| 07/07/07 |
| Universe's theory |
| A senseless mess |
| Last class party pics |
| Rambling about stupid aunties |
| Last day of school pics |
| Last day of school pics |
| Tales of the SINGAPOREAN rojak |
| Killing cockroach with Sis I |
| Killing cockroach with Sis II |
| You know you're a Nurse when... |
| Thailand 2007 |
| Taiwan 2008 |
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The conspiracy of the mynahs


They're out to KILL me.

Today, they made me spend an extra 2 bucks BECAUSE THEY SHAT IN MY FOOD!

I was just happily eating my kway teow mee soup when this group of idiotic mynahs flew past and one of them happily dropped a 'bomb' in my bowl.

I ONLY ATE A FEW SPOONS OF IT AND THEY HAD TO DO THIS TO ME!

I could ignore the bit of black shit in my bowl and just happily gobble the soup down or I could starve, or I could just pay the guy another $2 for another bowl.

Of course I chose the last option, else I wont be here ranting anymore.

Now, maybe the boss has some agreement with those mynahs. It's a win-win situation.

1) If the mynahs shit in the bowl before the customer has his/her fill, the customer needs to get another bowl or starve. So the boss earns 2 bucks for nothing.
2) The mynahs get a meal, though I don't know why would someone eat food filled with their own shit.

And I bet I'm right. Because after I ordered my second bowl, I shifted to another table to prevent a second incident and you know what the damn birds did? They flocked to the table and gobbled my previous bowl of food.

I mean, the table is so damn big, one of the many typical round tables in a hawker center, what are the chances of them picking my table? And even if they choose to shit on my table, the chances of them shitting in my bowl is like so small 'cos the surface area of the bowl is like 10% the surface area of that table!

And if the boss cleared the bowls since he looked quite free, the mynahs won't even be there cos they have no leftover food to eat! So they'd be encouraged to take their business somewhere and not bully your human being customers like that!

Therefore, it's a conspiracy to make me spend more money and if I'm stingy enough not to buy a second bowl, they will switch to Plan B which is a conspiracy to infect me with bird flu or make me starve to death.

See how cruel these 'innocent looking birds' are? If they would just ask nicely, I would have left them some! Why must they contaminate the whole bowl of soup?! And stupid mynahs, get this right, I PAID FOR THE BLOODY FOOD, NOT YOU, YOU STOLE MY FOOD.

I hope one day, they'll accidentally shit on the boss. Then he'll get so mad he'll cook all his bird friends. Then he'll also learn something about hygiene.

Whoever heard of this logic? Humans being bullied by birds.

Damn those mynahs, I'll never look at one in the same way ever!
11.12.07 5:17 PM
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