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Stupid rude fart!

I have something against stupid people who knock on your toilet door when you're in a middle of a big business.

Like that can interrupt the flow and can disturb my qi you know?

No, that's not such an issue yet.

The issue is that it's fucking rude! RUDE!

Hahahaha and the above sentence reminds me of my tour guide who has to repeat his last sentence/word.

I just realised I haven't blogged about this yet, didn't want to add it to my Taiwan trip post 'cos that post is filled with so many happy memories, so didn't want to spoil it.

This happened when I was in Taiwan. While shopping, I felt the need to answer the call of nature. Since it would be a big business, I needed a find a toilet which is at least clean so it won't spoil my mood.

My mum suggested using Starbucks toilet nearby which is not only clean, it has pretty good lighting to help you get into the mood.

I stood outside the cubicle for about 10 mins, waiting for a lady to finish her business. All without fuss or knocking ok?

When she came out and saw me waiting quite patiently, she gave me an embarressed look and walked off.

Went in the cubicle, true enough, big business 'cos the whole place stank. I surmise she must have been quite badly constipated. Yup, by now I would have smelt most kinds of shit and her shit was one of the smelliest.

*knocks own head*

Sorry, a tendency to go out of point.

Anyway, I just sat down to do my business and someone knocked on my door. Then she tried opening it. I ignored it, thinking she'd stop when she realises that it's locked.

She did stop and less than a minute later, SHE KNOCKED AGAIN. This time a bit angry le but I still have to continue shitting what!

My whole shitting process took less than 10 minutes, and she knocked something like 3 or 4 times. On average, she knocked about once every 2 to 3 minutes. How to shit like that?

Why did she have to do that for? And that's not such a big problem to me yet. The problem is, I was only in that cubicle for less than 5 minutes when she started knocking away. And the best part was, there was another cubicle and she didn't knock on it! Why must she pick on MY cubicle and give me a hard time shitting?

You know when you do such a rude thing like knock on someone's cubicle, when the fella comes out you'll feel quite embarressed right? Wa lao! This woman buay paiseh! She looked at me as if I was using HER toilet, that it's her right to knock on someone's door to hurry them like that!

I just glared at her and walked off. On hindsight, it was quite dangerous for me to do that la. What if she's some gang leader's mother or mistress? But I think more likely to be mother. Unless the gang leader's eyes paste stamp, go for such an ugly, old and rude fart.

Do people think it's their right to knock on people's doors like that? Is it just me or do some of you feel it's rude to do such a thing too?

It's one matter if the place has only one cubicle and/or if the other person is really the limit. When I say "really the limit" I mean if YOU HAVE WAITED OUTSIDE THE CUBICLE FOR 15 MINS OR MORE. Yea, I'll have to say that 15 mins is really too much, especially if it's a place with only one cubicle.

Don't tell me she was really DESPERATE for a toilet. Else she wouldn't just knock on my door. She must knock on the other door too right? This is not a despo woman in need of a toilet. This is a choosy, selfish, rude and spoilt woman who refuses to wait for her turn like everyone else.

It's not a crime to want a comfortable and clean toilet. But you'll have to wait for your turn patiently if someone got there before you. So old already still don't get the logic.

And she think I'd feel bad when I came out. Oh no, why should I even feel bad? For one, she's not THAT old and she didn't look desperate enough to be pardoned for being so rude. And second, I didn't overstay my welcome! Isn't it normal to take around 10 minutes to finish a big business?

My sis was hilarious. She suggested I knock on the door too.

So she'd go *knock knock*
I'd go *knock knock*
*knock knock knock*
*knock knock knock*

Hahahaha that might just irritate the shit out of her!

I did something evil though. :p

Because she was so rude, I purposely extended my toilet stay. Purposely touch up my lip gloss and hair. If I had my full make-up set in there I would have done a full makeup and cam-whored in there so all of you can admire the wonderful toilet.

This kinda of people deserve this kind of treatment for irritating me. For disrupting my royal shitting time, they should be punished by making them hold their shit/urine for 2 more minutes. Irritate me some more la!

I'm really tempted to try my sis suggestion. If anyone tries it before me, let me know k?

4.3.08 11:05 PM

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