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About the GrumpyQueen


A.K.A Gatekeeper

I love food, don't deprive me of it.

I'm not Princess, I'm Queen

I can be quite grumpy and when I am, I hide here, my dungeon for reflections, ramblings and ranting.

Whatever I write are opinions, and may not be the whole truth. Do not read it like the Gospel.

I hate as vehemently as I love
I already know I'm crazy, be my friend, it's safer

Different is not bad, just not the same as the rest

If you don't like me, it's probably mutual
But I'm nice, really :p

Blog started 21st June 2007, shifted from www.thegatekeeperstory.blogspot.com

If you wanna be linked, just tag ok?

Favourite posts


| How to revert back to old blogger template |
| Glitz and glamour |
| My lil goddaughter |
| 07/07/07 |
| Universe's theory |
| A senseless mess |
| Last class party pics |
| Rambling about stupid aunties |
| Last day of school pics |
| Last day of school pics |
| Tales of the SINGAPOREAN rojak |
| Killing cockroach with Sis I |
| Killing cockroach with Sis II |
| You know you're a Nurse when... |
| Thailand 2007 |
| Taiwan 2008 |
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Damn those lizards!


I vow to find a way to cruelly get rid of them, and their best friend Xiaoqiang (roaches).

Did you know insecticides don't work on lizards? You can spray and spray away and it won't touch them! They're still very much alive!

How ar? Am researching now on how to kill lizards, will let all of you know.

Supposedly, they only have this stick-on lizard traps being sold in NTUC. Thanks ar, so I stick them all around my house? Dont tell me to stick them where I always find them 'cos they seem to be everywhere.

We killed the resident lizard in my toilet.

The kitchen one...akan datang. He got away.

My room has one, I think it goes to the hall sometimes, that dark brown little piece of shit.

And the best of all is, we have one big fat piece of cow shit who I suspect is female and producing all these little shit. That whore, I'll sterilise her if I'm not so scared of their cold, flaccid bodies.

So old already still don't know how to conduct herself properly, that horny bitch.

I think we killed one of her stupid kids just one or two months back. But that's not much use since they'll just keep producing more and more.

I mean, what is this nonsense la? I won't really mind if they pop up with I'm having a drink or something but appearing when I'm having my shower is not ethical at all. How can I ever enjoy my showers or shit in peace?

And all these, done in my house. Scare the living daylights of the legal occupants, what stupid nonsense is this? Can't they roam outside our houses? Don't give me the crap that got not enough food outside, that's why they come inside. Not enough food, don't give birth so many. Family planning, that's what we humans do.

Oh, maybe they're Catholic, which is why they don't practise artificial contraception and residing in my home. But then again, we have natural family planning. If my parents, and so many other Catholic parents can stop at 2, I don't see why they can't.

OK enough, enough. Enough of speculation. Who's in charge of these lizards?

I'm gonna warn them, I'm capable of anything if they're too much. I'll get the most tigo roaches to rape their females and castrate the males. Then when we've settled that, I'll punish the cockroaches for rape and start executing them.

Now we know why I'm not the government.
23.7.08 4:48 PM
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